Tell everyone the GOOD NEWS—The Agnostic Bible is coming!
Well, it’s probably good, but definitely news.
The books of this brand new bible contain never-before-seen manuscripts. Many of them, thanks to carbon copy dating, we know to be literally thousands of days old, dating back to the pre-Covid era.
With The Agnostic Bible, you’ll be able to unlock The Secret that many successful people have used for centuries to achieve stuff. Now, you might be thinking, “Wait, wasn’t there a best selling book that Oprah endorsed like that?” And you’re right, there was, and this is not that. It’s a different Secret. That Secret was total hooey.
The Agnostic Bible gathers together the wisdom of the ages from Africa, Ancient Greece and China, through Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, and Buddhism, along with modern philosophers like Hume, Hegel, and Wittgenstein. It then douses them all with lighter fluid and strikes a match. Why? Because, that’s how the burgers get made and eyebrows get singed.
The point is, we live in exciting times—exciting, troubled, and let’s say… apocalyptic times. When the world is on the road to Hell in a hand basket, that’s when you need a good guide book to tell you where to eat and find the rest stops along the way. That guide book is The Agnostic Bible. It’s coming, or so it was foretold, just now, right here. So watch this space!
In the meaning time, enjoy The Agnostic Bible Hymn Book Playlist on Apple Music.
-Colin Robertson, Agnostic Bible Scholar / Editor